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GEMBOND ✦ Emerald

What? Oh. Shit. Not here.

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un: sapphire

[leetle]

hi beau look theres a picture of a tiefling in my phone!!
😈

[poppops]

woah
holy shit it looks just like you
or molly i guess because hes purple
hold on im gonna try it



look at this
it looks like your butt 🍑

[leetle]

yeah it's stupid that it only comes in purple!!

HAHAHA
🍑🍑🍑
beau!!! you're so right except it doesn't have a gem on it 😂

[poppops]

that is sO COOL DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE A PICTURE FOR EVERYTHhing sorry the words went big and i couldnt fucking make it stop

man i cant find blueberries i feel like blueberries would suit you
should we send egg ones to molly 🥚

wait when i look up egg this comes up 🍆
that looks way more like molly

[leetle]

oh i found the blueberry one!!
🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐
its me!

this is you 🤜🏽💥

un: SummerDance

[melanholia]

ik its been a while
and weird BCS of circumstances and what not


but
u and I have history right?
so, I can't imagine inviting anyone else to do this


I got some CRAZY weedy-herbs
wanna get high in one of those bubbly baths??

[poppops]

are you fucking KIDDING me molly
hell yeah i wanna get crazy high in a bubbly bath
like
immediately

[melanholia]

fuck YES
let's find the biggest one
idk what crazy shit we'll see but it's going to be FUN

[...where do you find the biggest jacuzzi ever to go on a high trip tho?]

[poppops]

they gotta have like a bathhouse or something here right?
only if we trip too hard they might kick us out or we might like
drown each other trying to fight ghosts

i can't believe i'm saying this but maybe we need a chaperone

[melanholia]

do they? I haven't seen one like back home
I did see something called 'jacuzzi' but it's small, for like, 4 people
but you can sit so comfortably in there

...
I hate to agree that you're right
but what if our chaperone gets high too?
idk if steam will make us high or if we have to eat the herbs to get high

[poppops]

so if we eat it and steam it we could get double high
done
your place or mine?

[melanholia]

I love the way you think
yours
I live in a tent dear, no steamy baths here
for now~

[poppops]

oh right
duh
esseks place probably has like fifty baths so we've got options
do you have em yet?

[melanholia]

Excellent
then we will snag one of the baths from him
ofc
that's why I texted you!

[poppops]

why are we fucking around texting!?!? i wanna talk to horny ghosts and taste colours

[melanholia]

Because I need a few moments to arrive? Can't fly dude
also
horny ghosts? are you THAT frustrated?

[poppops]

maybe you should have GOT a gem that LETS you fly

and i dont know
kind of
i never told you because it was like ooh it's molly and oooh he's not crazy and trying to kill us anymore and then jester fucking exploded in
but me and yasha are kind of a thing now
no i mean we are absolutely definitely a thing and i love her

and shes not here so
its been kind of hard i guess

[melanholia]

I couldn't really PICK

[And then he needs to process this new fact that he didn't know.]

You're lucky you told me this when I wasn't high
otherwise, I'd threaten you to slice you up like an apple if you hurt her
...
now that I think about it, it still applies
don't hurt her

And yes, it has been
I miss her too

[poppops]

you're lucky you didn't tell me that while i was high or i'd have to like defend her honour
or my honour
or something

yeah.
losing you really messed her up for a while.
and she went through some shit.
but she's doing really well and she'd probably be really excited to see you again.

[melanholia]

[There is a long moment where he just stares at text, feeling a chill run down his spine and guilt twist in his gut. But he manages to somehow shake the feeling off (for a moment) as he's making his way towards where Beau is.]

I'd love to see her too and talk to her
it's been a while
ANYWAY I'm there
in like
5 minutes
open the door!

[poppops]

alright alright dude
ill head down now

[Beau slinks down stairs and waits, resting on the door frame as she watches Molly. She's acclimated very well to modern loungewear, pyjama pants and a sports bra is the height of fashion for her now.]

[melanholia]

[And Molly just looks like Molly. Maybe slightly longer, curly hair, but still very flamboyant in his unnecessarily long cloak. When he spots her at the door he makes a shushing sound and grins, running up to nudge her back into the house.]

Come on, I don't want anyone else to see these. Not in the mood to share, [Beau is an exception.]

Matt said these will give us visions, but I'm scared too many users will stretch the ~magic~ too thin.

un: nott - audio

[ucanreplytothismessage]

[ During the week in February when love is in the air, Beau gets a voicemail: ]

Hey, Beauregard, I have something for you when you have a sec. Youcanreplytothismessage.

[poppops]

I can't believe you've already found a drug dealer, how long have you been here?

[Beau nudges him back, but she follows him inside.]

I mean, I feel like I'd pay good money to watch Essek and Caleb trip but yeah, uh. Let's not break them. Maybe we can ease Jes in but 'Duces, man. He gave me some shit that fucked me up for hours. This is probably just what he puts in his tea.

[She shakes her head, nodding upstairs.]

You wanna hang out in my room?

[poppops]

Hey, I'm free. You know you can use your device for this shit though, right? Where are you?

[ucanreplytothismessage]

Perfect! I'm heading back to the house. Meet me in the backyard.

[ scamper scamper scamper

Some fifteen minutes or so later, Nott comes through the front door, scuttles through the mansion and into the backyard, a brown paper bag tucked under her arm.